Things that make you go "what the...."

So finished up with my haircut on Sunday in a great mood (save the parking ticket I got for leaving my car 15 min outside Starbucks. F.) Anywho's...on my way back home and come across this beaut...





Please take note of the painted on ice cream sandwich and the moniker "cAnDy LadY" slapped on the backside. Really no comment needs to be made.

But, if you see this batshit crazy lady roll up into your hood, please empty out your pockets and buy a couple of drumsticks for the kiddos (that will most likely be laced with roofies and barbiturates)!

Enjoy!


-- Posted from my iPhone

Ode to cake

Reporting from Kansas City here...

I will always stand by the notion that "women are stupid, horny and like to eat cake."

On that note, when I was at Halls in Kansas City for work, I couldn't help but notice the cupcake case as I walked by.

So behold female readers, be ready to get all hot and bothered...





(deep breaths, deep breaths. Inhale into a paper bag if you must.)

I chose the chocolate peanut butter on the left. And it was banging. I'm sure I'll be hitting up this place again...

-- Post From My iPhone